I found this on another blog...

Go to google, and type in your name, and the word NEEDS in quotes . ("courtney needs") and grab some phrases from the findings.....

1. Courtney needs to gain a perspective outside
2. Courtney needs to get back on drugs quickly (oh dear!)
3. Courtney needs a mistress to show off
4. Courtney needs me to change my life
5. Courtney needs to learn to be less touchy
6. Courtney needs more coke (I hope this in reference to the drink and not to number 2)
7. Courtney needs to be in an all adult home because she can be snappy around children....Courtney has been spayed but will need her rabies vaccination.
8. Courtney needs someone with strong parenting skills

Isn't that hilarious? Post your "needs"!